All People Are Dicks (Other than Oppo)

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/12/2019 at 20:08 • Filed to: None

I was at a Catholic Parish today for work reasons, one of my standard questions is “what prior incidents have you had?”. The priest told me “tons of hit and runs during Mass”.

If you hit someones car in a parking lot of a Church and leave.... I really do hope there is a hell.

Also, shoutout to the guy in the Nissan with the WWJD sticker who gave me the finger when I told him ALL his brake lights were out.

DISCUSSION (26)

For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 20:18

The cops killed Jesus, I think the driver did what Jesus would do.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden
09/12/2019 at 20:19

I’m not a cop! I was channeling my inner Just Jeepin.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 20:19

Sins and absolution: all in one convenient location.

Chariotoflove > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 20:33

I’m sometimes amazed at the shitty behavior I see in the church parking lot just after Mass. Most people are chill, but the bad ones ruin it for the rest of us.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > For Sweden
09/12/2019 at 20:36

Stop and Frisk killed Jesus, but the cops pulled the hammer...

jimz > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 20:37

we were gathered at the assisted living home my grandmother was staying in after being in hospice care for a bit. we were all there as she passed, and after taking care of the formalities/legalities we all went to leave. As we went out to the parking lot, a couple of us saw my aunt’s Fusion had a jacked up trunk lid and bumper cover. someone had probably backed into her car and took off.

talk about adding insult to injury.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 20:41

There is a whole lot of the G ospels that is Jesus essentially talking to crowds of people, pharasees, a couple of Romans, some samaritans, and even his friends and di sciples... essentially saying, “what are you thinking? T he kingdom works this other way , and how are you not getting this after I keep teaching you about it ?

Thankfully H is trademark is unlimited, unending grace... because that is the only way He works, and the only way humans have hope to get on board with Him.

The religious leaders of that place and time are the ones that handed him over to the governmental authorities , because he was upsetting their racket and self-righteousness, by showing how much they missed the point.

If Christ came back to that location, the religious leaders would probably be the ones getting bent out of shape again.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 20:43

That Nissan guy...wow.

subexpression > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 20:53

Let’s be fair here: Can you really be sure that Jesus wouldn’t have given you the finger?

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 20:54

It’s reasons like this why I don’t tell many people I’m a Christian

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > jimz
09/12/2019 at 20:57

fuck that person. That’s awful

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden
09/12/2019 at 21:08

Pretty sure Jesus went to trial. The cops evened refrained from using force after one of their guys got his ear cut off. Roman cops were much better trained than American cops.

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 21:09

Hit and runs are the least worst thing I think of being committed at a Catholic church.

gettingoldercarguy > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 21:10

In Houston a friend and I were leaving early Sunday morning to go mountain biking. Passing a church that just completed service netted us a car pulling out in front of us, laying on the horn and flipping us the bird. We just laughed and my mate, Casey said "Must've been a good sermon."

smobgirl > jimz
09/12/2019 at 21:18

Oh that’s bullshit.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
09/12/2019 at 21:33

I know — I was expecting a gun!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/12/2019 at 21:37

It’s Canada, the finger might as well be brandishing a g un there.

someassemblyrequired > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 22:06

That Communion wine... it’s strong stuff I tell ya.

wafflesnfalafel > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 22:52

some folks do horrible things in the name of our savior, but it helps them sleep at night

TheRealBicycleBuck > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/12/2019 at 23:14

I went to church the evening that I bought my WRX. Some jackhole dinged the door, then moved their car so they wouldn’t get caught.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/12/2019 at 23:16

To be clear, I was the asshole at church one. I parked sooooo far away (as far as possible) where no one else was and I was getting out and some dude with his family minivan parked right next to me.

“Man...park somewhere else"

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/13/2019 at 05:57

Not sure why you had to be so mean to us about trying to park next to you....

TheRealBicycleBuck > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/13/2019 at 06:48

That’s being reasonable. There was a high likelihood that one of the van’s occupants would have damaged your car. I contend that he was being the a-hole by parking right next to you when it should have been clear that you were parking in an inconvenient place just to avoid other vehicles. What was his reaction?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/13/2019 at 08:49

He moved

pip bip - choose Corrour > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/13/2019 at 08:54

glad i’m not the only one who tells people when their brake lights don’t work

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/13/2019 at 10:17

I was clearly trying to park by another Oppo so my van WOULDN’T get damaged, then he had to go and be a dick about it!